Published inMuddyUmA Dirty Wedding PoemA short, filthy, rhyming tutorial with no moral at allMay 84May 84
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Published inDoctor FunnyWould the Star-Spangled Banner Still Be Our National Anthem If Francis Scott Key Had Live Streamed…Outlook not so goodMar 14Mar 14
Published inDoctor FunnyMaking New Year’s Resolutions You Can KeepLow self-esteem and even lower expectations are the keyJan 9Jan 9
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Published inDoctor FunnyMore Fun Facts We’re Going to Learn About RFK Jr. Before the ElectionHe has more than one penis but fewer than fiveAug 10, 20242Aug 10, 20242
Published inDoctor FunnyNot Only Was Earnest Hemingway a Liar, He Was a HackMaybe he should have stuck to boozeJul 21, 20244Jul 21, 20244
Published inThe MemoiristMake the World a Better Place: Punch an Asshole* in the Face*Spoiler alert: IATAJul 2, 20241Jul 2, 20241
