Freeman ScottinDoctor FunnyMemo from the Brotherhood of Right-Wing Media Firebrands: The Next Taylor Swift May Already Be…It’s time to light up social media again·4 min read·Mar 21, 2024--2--2
Freeman ScottinDoctor FunnyThe Mother of All Writing Prompts1% inspiration, the rest is shame, guilt and fear·3 min read·Mar 11, 2024----
Freeman ScottinThe HavenThe Truth Behind Andrew Wyeth’s ‘Christina’s World’It’s not as complicated as he wants you to think·2 min read·Mar 8, 2024----
Freeman ScottinAge of EmpathyPromiscuity and Me: A Tragedy in Three ActsChasing tail and spitting game with a dork·7 min read·Feb 28, 2024--1--1
Freeman ScottinThe HavenTranscript of a Drunken Wedding Hookup Told in Leftover Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts** Some phrases may be rare or discontinued·2 min read·Feb 16, 2024--2--2
Freeman ScottinDoctor FunnySHE SAID YES! (Just not to the question you think I asked.)Keeping your marriage fresh and spicy·3 min read·Feb 13, 2024--2--2
Freeman ScottinDoctor FunnyOther Uses of the Phrase ‘Shake the Baby’ You May Not KnowIdioms for Idiots·4 min read·Oct 17, 2023----
Freeman ScottTo Hump or Not to HumpFrom Your First Rodeo to Your Last Tango, We’ve Got Your Backs·2 min read·Sep 9, 2023--2--2
Freeman ScottinDoctor FunnyExciting Opportunities Await You in the Fast-Growing Field of SlaveryThe Pay May Be Shit, but the Benefits Are to Die For.·4 min read·Aug 9, 2023--7--7
Freeman ScottinGreener Pastures MagazineFor sale. Baby shoes. AND MORE!Papa Hemingway’s Baby Barn Blowout Sale!·2 min read·Jul 14, 2023----